Friday, May 26, 2006

Arjun Singh Series...

Recd. this fwd a while ago....

WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH SALE?

Ans 49.5% off.


WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH MUSIC PLAYER?

Ans One with no Fast Forward button.


WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH CAR?

Ans One that travels only in reverse gear.


WHY DOESN'T ARJUN SINGH HAVE TOO MANY THAKUR

FRIENDS?

Ans Because he's 'reserved' by nature.



WHY DID ARJUN SINGH LEARN ARABIC?

Ans So that he could read 'backwards'.




ARJUN SINGH WAS MADE THE LAW MINISTER. HE ZAPPED

EVERYONE BY CREATING ANOTHER SUPREME COURT. HE

CALLED IT THE SUPREME TRIBUNAL. WHAT WAS HIS LOGIC?

Ans For every SC, there should be an ST.



IF ARJUN SINGH WERE TO MAKE A CAREER IN FILMS, WHICH

JOB WOULD HE OPT FOR?

Ans Choosing the caste.



IF ARJUN SINGH OWNED A MOVIE THEATER, WHAT WOULD

THE BALCONY BE CALLED?

Ans Backward Class



IF ARJUN SINGH WERE A HISTORIAN, HOW WOULD HE DIVIDE

TIME?

Ans AD, BC & OBC

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