try try till you fly

 (since bolly is the common bakra here, uski maar raha hoon generally)

B goes to top floor of a seven storied building and jumps. he (obviously) falls and gets hurt and all, and his friends have a nice laugh. B goes back to the top of the building, and jumps again. this time he flies off! How?
A: Pehli baar crash karne par B ka popat ho jata hai. and popats can fly.

Aeroplane

Q: Fubu, travelling by a plane, drew a line on a piece of paper. The plane immediately crashed!!! WHY????

A: highlight the line below.
( A line drawn on a plane splits the plane into two half-planes.)

Star wars

Q: Why is Shashi Kapoor a good jedi knight?

A: uske paas Ma hai => he has m.a => he has force => force is with him

Equation

Once there was a cute and naive boy equation y = x^2. What was its name?

A) Pyaara bhola

See Pee You

Q) Why is Amrita Mahale capable of executing millions of commands per second when she is bored?

A) Amrita Mahale bored => Amma bored => Mother bored => Motherboard

In Jatt-land

Q: National airlines of Jattland
A: Kitthe Pacific

Q: National airlines of Jattland in case KP is out
A: Jatt Airways

Q: National bird of Jattland
A: Tandoori Chicken

Q: National anthem of Jattland
A: Jat's the way a-ha a-ha I like it ...

Cool box

Fellow gives his friend 3 boxes A, B, C (cartons of Coke, rather) for safe keeping and goes out, giving stict orders to him not to open the boxes under any circumstances. Friend cam't resist the temptation and so opens box B. Suddenly he hears his friend coming back, so quickly closes the box. Fellow suspects him of cheating, so he goes and touches the boxes. B is cooler than the rest, which makes the fellow exclaim- "You opened this one!"
How does he guess?
A: Thanda matlab 'khoka' 'khola'

Smiling peacocks

Person riding a bike. Suddenly a peacock flashes by, giving him a nice smile. One hour later, the same thing happens- a peacock flashes by and smiles at him.
Q: Which bike is he riding and why?
A: TVS Victor. Reason: " 'More' smiles per hour"
(more == peacock)

catch-up

Q) Why can the tomato ketchup empathise with the problems faced by many daughters-in-law?

A) Kyon ki sauce bhi kabhi bahu thi.

single

Q) Why is someone who is alone a banana?

A) Kyon ki woh akela (a kela) hain.