Limerick :D

Once the great man Alfred Nobel
Married a singer, rather ignoble:
Her name was Cher;
Alas, the marriage fare
Was a disaster called Chernobyl

Balle Balle

Q) What did the chaatwala at chowpaati give to the arrogant Sardar?

A) Bhaav Paaji

Bad for business

(This is slightly in bad taste, so please appreciate the pun, nothing else)
Q: What do you call a doomed-to-fail terrorist group comprising of old, forgetful people?
A: Al-Zaymar. (<-- Highlight)

Cricket joke 1

Q) What cricketing shot would a lecherous person with a foot fetish be a good player of?




A) The Leg Glance

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Hurr

A man orders prawns at a restaurant and the very stuck up irreverent waiter refuses to serve him any, so what is the dialogue between them?


Jhinga lala hurr.

Coz love's in the air!

Q. Ancient Rome is the favourite destination for Valentine's day. Why?

A. It's Rome-antique (Romantic)

Brett Lee joke

Q) Why can prostitutes play Brett Lee well?


A) Because they are hookers.

Same difference

Q: What is the difference between a psychologist and a magician?
A: One pulls out habits from a rat

What to look for in a camera

Q) What kind of camera would you buy if you were to use it to take pictures of clouds only?



A) A camera with high Megha pixels.

to show some movement....

Suggested new name for this blog-
The Annals Of Fart
(courtesy Ayush Singh Choure)


Q. What is the name of the IT division of Apple Computers?
A. Its called iIT.