What people do when they have no work

A random discussion on the EP fourth year group about batch t-shirt costs yielded this.


All credit to Chris Verghese.

Name That Knight!

Thanks to Baccha for:

What was the perverted medieval knight called?

(Ans) Sir Glancealot

:)

Limerick :D

Once the great man Alfred Nobel
Married a singer, rather ignoble:
Her name was Cher;
Alas, the marriage fare
Was a disaster called Chernobyl

Balle Balle

Q) What did the chaatwala at chowpaati give to the arrogant Sardar?

A) Bhaav Paaji

Bad for business

(This is slightly in bad taste, so please appreciate the pun, nothing else)
Q: What do you call a doomed-to-fail terrorist group comprising of old, forgetful people?
A: Al-Zaymar. (<-- Highlight)

Cricket joke 1

Q) What cricketing shot would a lecherous person with a foot fetish be a good player of?




A) The Leg Glance

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Hurr

A man orders prawns at a restaurant and the very stuck up irreverent waiter refuses to serve him any, so what is the dialogue between them?


Jhinga lala hurr.

Coz love's in the air!

Q. Ancient Rome is the favourite destination for Valentine's day. Why?

A. It's Rome-antique (Romantic)

Brett Lee joke

Q) Why can prostitutes play Brett Lee well?


A) Because they are hookers.

Same difference

Q: What is the difference between a psychologist and a magician?
A: One pulls out habits from a rat