The time is 2:30

This really happened.

Ajab Birthday ki Gazab Kahani

Q: Which birthday does Ranbir Kapoor celebrate in the movie Ajab Prem ki Gazab Kahani?


A: His thirteenth.
He goes from "Teraah hone laga hoon... " to "Main teraah... Dhadkan teri..."

vada pav joke

प्र) एक आदमी वाडा पाँव खाने गयाथा

पर वाडा पाव ने उसको खालिया

क्यों?

ज) क्यों की शेर का नाम वाडा पाँव था

ये पढके अगर किसी को लात मारने का मन करे, कृप्या इस लड़की की तरफ आपका पाँव बढाइये

Apple Joke

By Joydeep:

Q: What did the iPod touch say to the MacBook Pro?

A: "I have this sync'ing feeling...

Everybody loves a good drought

This almost happened.

Conversation between a guy getting married and a Maths teacher

This actually happened. Here's wishing Yousuf Habib a happy married life (with this joke). Thanks a lot to Priyanka Talreja for the visuals.

Bad cowboys

Q: Where do terrorist cowboys get put away?
A: Guantanamoo bay

High

He who stands on toilet, is high on pot !

Thanks to Aman Jain on FB

Trader uncle ko gussa kyun aata hai?

(Geeky/Fin joke, I apologize in advance)

Q: Why do high frequency traders often get angry for no particular reason?
A: Because they are in the business of arbit-raging

Thought for the day - Oct 5, 2009

Garbha ke time pe, agar koi vati laati hain, woh garbhavati ho jaati hain.