Friday, April 02, 2010

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Hitler and cricket

Q) Why was Hitler hit on the head by a cricket ball?




A) He did nazi the ball


Taken from a random Google Buzz thread by Dragon.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Ajab Birthday ki Gazab Kahani

Q: Which birthday does Ranbir Kapoor celebrate in the movie Ajab Prem ki Gazab Kahani?


A: His thirteenth.
He goes from "Teraah hone laga hoon... " to "Main teraah... Dhadkan teri..."

vada pav joke

प्र) एक आदमी वाडा पाँव खाने गयाथा
पर वाडा पाव ने उसको खालिया
क्यों?
ज) क्यों की शेर का नाम वाडा पाँव था

ये पढके अगर किसी को लात मारने का मन करे, कृप्या इस लड़की की तरफ आपका पाँव बढाइये

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Apple Joke

By Joydeep:

Q: What did the iPod touch say to the MacBook Pro?

A: "I have this sync'ing feeling...