Hands up

A: Thak thak
B: Kaun hain?
A: Job
B: Kaun Job
A: You are under arrest

Infinite joke, eternal pain

(Tinu Anand, the hindi film director went to a visit some person.)

knock knock.
kaun?
Tinu
Kaun Tinu
ok. knock knock.
kaun?
Tinu
Kaun Tinu
ok. knock knock ...
...
....

(from Sachin_Patil.chmx)

Akon joke

Q) If a movie were to be made starring Madhuri Dixit and Akon, what would it be called?




A) Hum Aapke Akon



Thanks to Puja Vora for this.

Iss platform pe nahi rukegi

Q: Indralok ki local trains saare stations pe rukti hain except one. Which one?

A: Andheri. Kyunki bhagwaan ke ghar mein deri hai, Andheri nahi.

Vagina Monologues Joke

How to blow up Italy?

Q: What's the simplest way to decimate Italy into a black hole?

A: Combine pasta and antipasta

Muqadder ka Siqander

This amazing sketch was done by this awesome woman.

Farmville and heap sort

This actually happened. :) Also, the algorithms I saw on the internet were using recursion and I wasn't.

Vampire Diaries

Q: What drink did Count Dracula order at the bar?


A: Bloody Mary

pwnage

I made the above image during the match. Maybe it was a hex. :P