Avast Ye Landlubbers!

Well, Pirates of the Carribean 2 is just around the corner. So, here are some pirate funnies :)

Why couldn't the children go see the new pirate movie?
It was rated "Aaar"!

Why is a pirate a pirate?
Because they AAAARRRR

Why do pirates drive ships?
because they can't afford a CARRRRRRRR

You Savvy?

Bollied over!

Q. What did the career counsellor suggest Bolli to take as his profession?

Ans - Bolli-dancing. (eeeew, gross!)

Q. What would you call Bolli if he were aggressive, hostile and inclined to fight?

Ans - Bolligerent.

If he were chinese kung fu star.

Ans - Bo - Lee


Wont even bother with bolliwood...


And I dont want anyone to say, We knowed these jokes :D.

Bolli overkill!

I dont know when did making 'bolli' jokes become cool but I surely am going to join the bandwagon! :)

Q: Why did vinod marry a mallu girl?
Ans: Simbolli!

Q: What song will vinod and his babe sing?
Ans: Khalbolli hai...khalbolli!

Q: And what song will she sing if vinod dumps her?
Ans: Bolliward of broken dreams!

Cannibal dayas

Q: Favourite food of cannibals?
A:Thai food

Q: Favourite game of cannibal children?
A: Swallow the leader

Q: Why didnt the cannibal like his mother-in-law?
A: She gave him indigestion the previous night

Cannibal 1: My dentist is horrible! He gave me a toothache the other day.
Cannibal 2: Mine too. pass the salt.

Cannibal mom to cannibal son: (At the dinner table) What did I tell you? Don't speak when you have someone in your mouth

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his @$$

Q: What did the cannibal eating the clown say?
A: This tastes funny

Q: What do cannibals do at a wedding?
A: They toast the bride and groom

Q: What did the cannibal get when he came late for dinner?
A: The Cold shoulder (inspired by Shaadi se Pehle, awesome hindi movie)

Q: Which would have to be the favourite show of cannibals all over the world?
A: Pamela Anderson Roasted

X-change

Q : What happens when you swap two barbers?
A : You get a 'nai' for a 'nai'

another variation of the kango joke:

Q) Pran and Shan go to a bus stop. When the bus arrives, Pran gets on but Shan is not allowed to get onto the bus. Why?

A) kyonki Pran jaaye par Shan na jaaye.

kuhu kuhu

Q: What is kuhu kuhu dhik chik dhik chik,kuhu kuhu dhik chik dhik chik??
A: cuckoo remixed

movie dayaas

 Q: Luv and Kush walking down the road. There comes a ditch. Kush walks around it, but Luv falls in. why?
A: Luv is blind

Q: Kush then jumps in. why?
A: Luv ke liye saala kuchh bhi karega

Q: Jugal hansraj, mayuri kango waiting on a bus stop. bus comes. only mayuri goes. why?
A: because mayuri can-go

teacher-student Q/A

 Teacher: What's common to gandhi, nehru, ambedkar and gautam budhha?
Student: All were born on holidays

T: 'A' for?
S: Apple !!!
T: Jor se bolo
S: JAI MATA DI

T: what do u call a person leaving india?
S: hindustan lever

now some sindhis ...

Q: what do u call a sindhi who falls from the first floor of a building?
A: Thudani

Q: if the sindhi falls instead from the third floor, his name?
A: Kriplani

Q: if the fallen sindhi gets drenched in blood?
A: Lalwani

Q: If one after the other sindhis jump out of the building?
A: All Moronis

Q: Sindhi tarzan?
A: Jhulelal (ok, this might be a bit offensive to some, so accept my apologies please!)