Akele Ho? Mujhse Dosti Karoge?

Q: Which disease do you get if you dial those 'Friend' helplines one time too many, or have too long-distance a relationship for too long a time?
A: Hearing AIDS :P

Himessss Reloaded

For extreme Himesh Reshammiya fans.

Jai: tera naam kya hai Basanti?
Basanti: Suroor.

(For the clueless- meditate on the powers of 13. This, and this may help.)

People's Take

Q. What's the vector form of Sridevi?


A. Tabu (coz Sridevi:Chandni :: Tabu:Chandni-Bar)



Q. ram sita hai, to ram kaun hai?


A. Darzi

Tasty bites

Q1: If Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy and Shaan opened a restaurant, what dish would you get there?

A1: Instant Korma (Link.)

Q2: What would be the tallest building of Transylvania (Dracula waali)?
A2: Vampire State Building

(Q2 courtesy Prady)

Chic flick

If you saw a bevy of considerably hot women accompanied by a lone little girl, what ad jingle would ring in your mind?



Chic chic chic chicklet!

Magic in God's feet

When the earth was being created, Lord Brahma sanctioned the creation of Mumbai. The planning was to be done by the architects of Lord Indra, who did a fine job with the map of Mumbai. When the map was sent to Lord Vishnu for approval and placed at his feet, the entire region of Andheri disappeared from the map.

Why?




A) Kyon ki Bhagwan ke charan main sirf dheri hain, Andheri nahin.

Without Arms

In some places, it is illegal for a man with no hands to carry a gun.

Is this disarmament?

thanks to Baccha:

Which Australian cricketer is the God of fish?

(Ans) Gillchrist... because Gill Christ (highlight)

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Computer joke

Q) There was once a woman called Bunty Kaur who had a boyfriend. One day, when her boyfriend broke up with her, the computer program crashed. Why?



A) Because Kaur Dump ho gaya.

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University Love

Q) If a person finds the love of his/her life in MIT, which song from Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna will he/she sing?




A) MITwa

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