Paradise Lost

(found on an IIMA noticeboard)

The Dead Poets Society meets once a week in a remote corner of heaven. Here you will find an esteemed bunch of departed poets engaging in lively (sorry, deadly) discussions and gen time-pass.. they play games such as 'whats the good wordsworth', 'lock and keats', 'tennison hard courts' and so on..Once Chaucer, Elliot, Milton, and Marlowe were playing monopoly. The game is evenly poised when the throw comes to Milton. He can hardly concentrate with the noise the others are making. Elliot has a tooth ache and is shouting 'My Cavity, My Cavity, there's nothing like my cavity'.. Milton fumbles and his throw goes wild..it lands under a sofa, gone for ever..Milton pondered and remarked...what?

(Ans) Pair o' dice lost (Highlight as usual)

Akele Ho? Mujhse Dosti Karoge?

Q: Which disease do you get if you dial those 'Friend' helplines one time too many, or have too long-distance a relationship for too long a time?
A: Hearing AIDS :P

Himessss Reloaded

For extreme Himesh Reshammiya fans.

Jai: tera naam kya hai Basanti?
Basanti: Suroor.

(For the clueless- meditate on the powers of 13. This, and this may help.)

People's Take

Q. What's the vector form of Sridevi?


A. Tabu (coz Sridevi:Chandni :: Tabu:Chandni-Bar)



Q. ram sita hai, to ram kaun hai?


A. Darzi

Tasty bites

Q1: If Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy and Shaan opened a restaurant, what dish would you get there?

A1: Instant Korma (Link.)

Q2: What would be the tallest building of Transylvania (Dracula waali)?
A2: Vampire State Building

(Q2 courtesy Prady)

Chic flick

If you saw a bevy of considerably hot women accompanied by a lone little girl, what ad jingle would ring in your mind?



Chic chic chic chicklet!

Magic in God's feet

When the earth was being created, Lord Brahma sanctioned the creation of Mumbai. The planning was to be done by the architects of Lord Indra, who did a fine job with the map of Mumbai. When the map was sent to Lord Vishnu for approval and placed at his feet, the entire region of Andheri disappeared from the map.

Why?




A) Kyon ki Bhagwan ke charan main sirf dheri hain, Andheri nahin.

Without Arms

In some places, it is illegal for a man with no hands to carry a gun.

Is this disarmament?

thanks to Baccha:

Which Australian cricketer is the God of fish?

(Ans) Gillchrist... because Gill Christ (highlight)

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Computer joke

Q) There was once a woman called Bunty Kaur who had a boyfriend. One day, when her boyfriend broke up with her, the computer program crashed. Why?



A) Because Kaur Dump ho gaya.

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