Scrabbler pick-up line

Q) What would a scrabble player's pick-up line be?





A) Hey, nice rack.

Movies about razors

Q) If there was a movie made about razors which stars Christian Bale and Johnny Depp, what would it be called?




A) Pubic Enemies

Oh! Show!

Copied from Sod's status message:

A tourist goes to Pune and visits the Osho Ashram area. There he tries to buy a book that costs Rs 50. He gives the bookseller a Rs. 100 note. Then he waits for a while for the bookseller to give his due Rs. 50 back.

Tourist: Where is my change?

Bookseller: The change should come from within.

The center of all human beings

Q) Where does the center of all human beings on planet earth lie?




A) IIT Bombay, because it is in the center on HumaNitie

Is Cement me jaan hai!

Q. Why does Ambuja Cement also manufacture Earphones?

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A. Kyunki Deewaaron ke bhi kaan hote hai!!

Thought for the day - July 4, 2009

When the wheel was invented, it caused a revolution.

Lions. More Lions.

By Kris (no not Krishna - it's Kristopher Noronha):

Q: what do you call 10 male lions roaming the wilderness together?


A: Gay pride (usual funda)

Mallu joke

Q) What would Sreesanth be called if the emperor convinced him to join the Dark Side?




A) Darth Mallu


Please do not blame Anuj Pradhan for this. He has just finished a 2 year course at IIMB and things sometimes get difficult there. :-P

Ghost joke

Q) What is the name of the restaurant in Hell where busty female ghosts serve food?




A) Bhooters

Shiney Jokes

Q) What is Shiney Ahuja's sexual orientation?
A) He is Baisexual




Q) What does Shiney Ahuja usually read before masturbation?
A) Bai-o-graphies




Q) What does Shiney Ahuja read while masturbatiing?
A) Auto - Bai - o - graphies




Q) What was Shiney Ahuja's favourite subject in school?
A) Bai-o-logy




Q) What is Shiney Ahuja's favourite holiday destination?
A) Dubai




Q) What is Shiney Ahuja's favourite mode of transport?
A) Baicycle




Q) Shiney Ahuja decided to give up acting after the scandal and went to the stock markets to become a trader. He was a failure at it. Why?
A) He did not sell anything. All he did was bai.





Q) What is Shiney Ahuja's favourite song?
A) Maid in India
Alternate answer (from anonymous comment): Bai Bai Bai, by N'Sync




(Thanks to Anjaam for the following 'joke')
Q) What is the bai's least favourite song?
A) Shiney Disco Balls






Shiney Ahuja believes that there are 10 kinds of people in this world - those who understand bainary and those who do not.