Collective Responsibility

Q: What is the collective noun (e.g. a pride of lions) for the people working in the banking industry?

A: A wunch of bankers

(credits to Neil Gaiman!!)

Dharam paaji - mausam ka haal

Q: Why can Dharmendra never be a weather forecaster?
A: No matter the weather, he'll always go 'Aaj mausam bada beimaan hai ... aanewaala koi toofaan hai ...'

Pig and needle

The pig and the needle, both lay claim to the haystack. So they went to court.
Who was the plaintiff and who was the defendant?

Ans) Pig was the plaintiff (Sue-ar) and the needle was the defendant(Sue-ee)

bacon and pinpricks to - Champu

Technologically challenged nepali princess

Q. What will Manisha Koirala say when she is struggling to unzip a .rar file in her car?

A. Ik rar karna mushkil hai, In car karna mushkil hai !

Want employment? (Marathi joke)

प्र) एक माणूस बेरोझगार असतो. तो रात्री एक गुलाब फ्रीजमध्ये ठेवतो. का?





ज) कारण त्याला वाटते कि सकाली रोज गार झाला कि त्याला रोजगार मिळेल.

Thanks to Manish Baswante for this.

Hands up

A: Thak thak
B: Kaun hain?
A: Job
B: Kaun Job
A: You are under arrest

Infinite joke, eternal pain

(Tinu Anand, the hindi film director went to a visit some person.)

knock knock.
kaun?
Tinu
Kaun Tinu
ok. knock knock.
kaun?
Tinu
Kaun Tinu
ok. knock knock ...
...
....

(from Sachin_Patil.chmx)

Akon joke

Q) If a movie were to be made starring Madhuri Dixit and Akon, what would it be called?




A) Hum Aapke Akon



Thanks to Puja Vora for this.

Iss platform pe nahi rukegi

Q: Indralok ki local trains saare stations pe rukti hain except one. Which one?

A: Andheri. Kyunki bhagwaan ke ghar mein deri hai, Andheri nahi.

Vagina Monologues Joke