Q: Why did the guy take his matrimonial date to a Subway®?
A: Because she said she would marry him only if he had a footlong.
(spewed from the grossness of GPD's mind)
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Blackadder: Now, where the hell are we?
George: Well, it's difficult to say, we appear to have crawled into an area marked with mushrooms.
Blackadder: What do those symbols denote?
George: Pfff. That we're in a field of mushrooms?
1 comment:
I heard something similar along these lines
Person 1: Do you have $5
Person 2: No, but I have a footlong
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