Sunday, June 28, 2015

jewelry for mother

Q) Why can't you hear what your mother's saying when she is buying jewelery?




A) Because she is mum-bling.

Thanks to airjetthefirst for submitting this.

Friday, April 26, 2013

Aashiqui 2

Saason ki zaroorat hain jaise,
Saason ki zaroorat hain jaise,
zindagi ke liye, Bas 2 sanam chahiye, aashiqui 2 ke liye.

Saturday, February 02, 2013

Mamuli chips

Q: Bina cheese ka pizza insignificant/mamuli kyun ho jata hai?

A: It becomes nacheez

Spud man

Q: What would iron man's secret identity be called if he liked potatoes?
A: Tony Starch

Sunday, December 30, 2012

All in the family

In a movie, the hero's maternal grandfather killed the hero's father. During the final battle, the hero shouts at his grandfather:

"You not only murdered my father, you also fathered my mother."

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Mao and his comrades were playing hide-and-seek. He said "No peking, no peking". Hence, the name change to Beijing. 

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Who nose the answer?

If you accidentally let one rip in public, but want to avoid suspicion, how will you throw people off the scent?

Friday, June 01, 2012

True Story

X: "Is 'The Hobbit' coming out this year?"
Me: Thought so ... but which one in particular?

Saturday, February 25, 2012

A bear walks into a bar, tells the bartender "i'll have a rum ... ... ... ... and a coke" The bartender says "what's with the big pause?" The bear says, "dunno mate, have had these from the start"

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Ewww

Did you hear about the girl who had an infection on her foot? The doc said that she had 'puss in boots'