Saturday, July 04, 2009

Thought for the day - July 4, 2009

When the wheel was invented, it caused a revolution.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Lions. More Lions.

By Kris (no not Krishna - it's Kristopher Noronha):

Q: what do you call 10 male lions roaming the wilderness together?



A: Gay pride (usual funda)

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Mallu joke

Q) What would Sreesanth be called if the emperor convinced him to join the Dark Side?




A) Darth Mallu


Please do not blame Anuj Pradhan for this. He has just finished a 2 year course at IIMB and things sometimes get difficult there. :-P

Ghost joke

Q) What is the name of the restaurant in Hell where busty female ghosts serve food?




A) Bhooters

Shiney Jokes

Q) What is Shiney Ahuja's sexual orientation?
A) He is Baisexual




Q) What does Shiney Ahuja usually read before masturbation?
A) Bai-o-graphies




Q)
What does Shiney Ahuja read while masturbatiing?
A) Auto - Bai - o - graphies




Q)
What was Shiney Ahuja's favourite subject in school?
A) Bai-o-logy




Q)
What is Shiney Ahuja's favourite holiday destination?
A) Dubai




Q)
What is Shiney Ahuja's favourite mode of transport?
A) Baicycle




Q) Shiney Ahuja decided to give up acting after the scandal and went to the stock markets to become a trader. He was a failure at it. Why?
A) He did not sell anything. All he did was bai.





Q) What is Shiney Ahuja's favourite song?
A) Maid in India
Alternate answer (from anonymous comment): Bai Bai Bai, by N'Sync




(Thanks to Anjaam for the following 'joke')
Q) What is the bai's least favourite song?
A) Shiney Disco Balls






Shiney Ahuja believes that there are 10 kinds of people in this world - those who understand bainary and those who do not.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Nein nein

If "Maine Pyar Kiya" was in German, the most popular song would have been "Kabootar, Ja Ja Ja, Kabootar Ja Ja Ja".

Saturday, June 06, 2009

Totor joke

Priyanka: wish me luck
Lakesidey: am already half asleep, all the best
Priyanka: am off to tutor for the first time
Lakesidey: ok
Priyanka: will get to meet some kid
Lakesidey: tutor tutor tutor tootiya...etc etc :)
Priyanka: aiyyayyi

Sunday, May 10, 2009

IPL Joke

Q) Why are the makers of the movie "Delhi 6" being sued by Lalit Modi?




A) Because they did not name their movie "Delhi DLF Maximum".

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Lakesidey on 10^(-9) finance

Q) Why do we see so many banks offering cheap loans for the Nano?




A) They want Nobel Prize. If someone wants can get one for micro-finance, why not for Nano-finance?

Thursday, April 09, 2009

Lakesidey says

Q) Why has there been no new Arab literature in a long while?



A) Because there is nothing left to right.