Sunday, July 30, 2006

Unfortunate Zidane

Q: What would bachha Zindane be called, when he "stole" food off his friends' plates?

A: Gheezu zizu

credits: Onkar for cracking the joke with me :)

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Swiss dayaa

In one of the toilet cubicles at EPFL:

As you take your place, a warm welcome note stares at you, "Welcome to toilet tennis. To start a game, look to your right."

Right: Cool, next shot. Look left.
Left: Look right.

Monday, July 17, 2006

Random Dayaa

Q: Why is the assassination of the Pakistani president a difficult job?
A: bcoz it is a Mush-kill task.

Friday, July 14, 2006

Sophie Ellis Baxtor

Q: French guy finds Sophie Ellis Baxtor dead after being headbutted in a footballer's apartment. what does he shout out?
A: Blood on zidane's (ze-dance) floor!

(bit farfetched, but what the heck)

Once upon a rainy day...

What happens when a frog parks illegally?

He gets toad!

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Appro Himesh

What would himesh's name be if he were a female?


What's 13 square?

naam. (naam hain tera tera)

What's 13 cube?

suroor. (tera tera tera suroor)

'fubu'- yahoo messenger
'kya fart hain'- orkut

Monday, July 03, 2006

Superman Returns

Q: What is the name of the guy who fell on Alice Patten (Gullabo) in Rang De Basanti?
A: Sue per man

Q: What song does Super Man's sweetheart sing for him?
A: Su per, mere Man ko
kiya tune, kya ishaara....

Q: If Super man was from Hyderabad, he would have been stronger than the US based Superman. Why?
A: for then, he would be Sup-ra man

Q: Is Super Man a surd?
A: remove your spectacles, pull a strand of hair across your forehead, and none shall recognize who you really are!! .... of course he is a surd!

ps: the image above has been taken from The Great Bong.

CSE level one...

A catchline I had thought of for dept T-shirt in first year

"Your days in the department are numbered...

from 0 to n-1. "

Sunday, July 02, 2006

For those who've seen Superman Returns

The movie is very educational. It explains how asteroids are formed.

Superman goes to random planets, pulls out huge pieces of land he doesn't like and throws it into space.