Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Tasty bites

Q1: If Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy and Shaan opened a restaurant, what dish would you get there?

A1: Instant Korma (Link.)

Q2: What would be the tallest building of Transylvania (Dracula waali)?
A2: Vampire State Building

(Q2 courtesy Prady)

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Chic flick

If you saw a bevy of considerably hot women accompanied by a lone little girl, what ad jingle would ring in your mind?



Chic chic chic chicklet!

Monday, April 14, 2008

Magic in God's feet

When the earth was being created, Lord Brahma sanctioned the creation of Mumbai. The planning was to be done by the architects of Lord Indra, who did a fine job with the map of Mumbai. When the map was sent to Lord Vishnu for approval and placed at his feet, the entire region of Andheri disappeared from the map.

Why?




A) Kyon ki Bhagwan ke charan main sirf dheri hain, Andheri nahin.

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Without Arms

In some places, it is illegal for a man with no hands to carry a gun.

Is this disarmament?