Thursday, November 30, 2006

Write a rhyme, get a dime

Bolli on the railway picking up stones,
Down came the engine and broke Bolli's bones,
"Aah!", said Bolli, "That's not fair.",
"Oh!", said the engine driver, "You're not fair".

- Hashish

Corollory by shrini

Bolli on the railway, acting all snooty,
Down came an engine and smacked Bolli's booty,
"Aah!", said Bolli, "Didn't you see that I was here?",
"It's night time", said the driver, "and you've a dark rear"

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

My word

what do you get when you cross a word with a joke?

a cross word.


P.S- Erm. yeah, hello all, my first post(or second). show mercy.

MI oh see!

Q) What is the similarity between last year's MI OC's and paper currency?

A) They have been replaced by Emani and Plasticwala.

Jose's original.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Aaaasheesh

Q: When Vishnoi's mom took him for career counselling, what reply did she get?
A: He is an um-ambitious guy. (Wish-nahi)

Gujju Bhai-ben

Q. What do u call a short-heighted gujju?

A. Nata-sha (h)

Monday, November 27, 2006

Q: Why couldn't B every reach D?
A: C'oz he drowned in the C.

Q: Why couldn't myself be any better than Bolini?
A: I always came after B.


2nd std Champak joke

Q: Why is B so cool?
A: Betwen A and C.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Jose K Jokes

Q: When people went to kick Shariq on his budday, their feet got stuck "there". Why?

Ans: It was a perfectly plastic(walla) collision.

Q: Suppose you go to the Subway at HN. What would your destination be once you leave subway? (To help you, suppose you go to any other Subway, your destination after leaving it would still remain the same)

Ans: Rome --- Sub ways lead to Rome.

Q: What is the festival of light (y)ears called?

Ans: Kan - divali.



All hail The Jose Man!

Name Game

Q. A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father down.
So what's the name of the lady?
A. Push-Pa.

Trees and Ropes

Q: What do u call a rope that connects Pipal trees?

A: NOKIA - Connecting pipal.

Guess whose


The most famous posterior on the planet. Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce must be jealous.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Shashius Anorexius


After many valiant efforts (not to forget an attempt at sabotage), our valiant photographers managed to capture the rarest species in a never before seen pic.

There is a great mystery surrounding this blog entry. The first entry was deleted by somebody. We are still investigating that mystery. Here's the status:

  • Must have been done by one of the six admins
  • Admin 1: Shashi, claims innocence. But we have a theory that when Shashi sees his own pic, he undergoes grotesque transmogrifications and is not aware of what he does then and becomes a vicious deleter. Ofcourse, he would deny this because he doesn't remember that phase at all.
  • Admin 2: Shrini. Haven't interrogated him yet. But we have a theory for him too. The sleepy headed Shrini must have fallen asleep on the keyboard and deleted blog entry by mistake.
  • Admin 3: Bolli. Now in some dingy corner of Earth. Our theory says that he is jealous of Shashi's fair complexion and in a fit of rage, he deleted the entry. Still need to confirm this.
The remaining three admins are above board and beyond suspicions because they are facing tougher challenges like endsems. So we will not even bother about them.

Watch this space as this mystery unfolds and the sleuths solve this dastardly act of crime and deception.

Meanwhile, enjoy the once in a lifetime pic of Shashi.

Credits:
Camerawork - Dahlia
Occasion - Tan(e)'s budday
(Digression: Why would anyone look so sad, dejected, depressed, morose, forlorn and not to forget constipated on somebody's birthday?)


P.S. The evil-doer might strike again. But the blog entry will be made again and again. We won't be dissuaded so easily, nay, it takes more than deleting blog entries to frighten us. We will live! Long live the revolution! Down with imperialism! Glasnost! Perestorika!

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Antariksh Yatri

Q) What did one gay astronomer say to another?

A) I'm interested in exploring Mars but what I really want to see is Uranus.

Ghodi cracks... joke

Q) How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A) It's not hard.

Q) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A) The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Q) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A) She is the one who can eat the last donut!

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Sex change...

(All credits to Anmol)

If a man wants to undergo sex change, what metal/chemical should he increase the intake of to bring about the change?


Ans: Iron.

Only then, will he change from Male to Fe-Male.

Monday, November 06, 2006

Orkut daya

Inspired by a creep pestering my friend on orkut.

Creep : Hey you got nice fig. Wanna franz with me?
Answer : (giving him khajoor) Here, you got yourself a date.

Unreal!

What is the opposite of real?

(Ans) Nariyal ! :D

:P

Saturday, November 04, 2006

It's the bong song...

This time a take on good ol' Bongs (some original, some inspired, some plain simple borrowed :D)

1. What would be the preferrred destination of a huge group of bongs?

Ans: Bong-galore.

2. If two bongs ever ventured into the porn industry, what would they be known as?

Ans: Bong brothers.

3. After marriage, for their honeymoon, the bong couple went...

Ans: A-bonging.

4. Favourite extreme sport of bongs---

Ans: Bongee jumping.


Please to be adding to this list,
signed

The Big Bong.