Inspired by a creep pestering my friend on orkut.
Creep : Hey you got nice fig. Wanna franz with me?
Answer : (giving him khajoor) Here, you got yourself a date.
Blackadder: Now, where the hell are we?
George: Well, it's difficult to say, we appear to have crawled into an area marked with mushrooms.
Blackadder: What do those symbols denote?
George: Pfff. That we're in a field of mushrooms?
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