Friday, February 25, 2011

Pig and needle

The pig and the needle, both lay claim to the haystack. So they went to court.
Who was the plaintiff and who was the defendant?

Ans) Pig was the plaintiff (Sue-ar) and the needle was the defendant(Sue-ee)

bacon and pinpricks to - Champu

Friday, February 11, 2011

Technologically challenged nepali princess

Q. What will Manisha Koirala say when she is struggling to unzip a .rar file in her car?

A. Ik rar karna mushkil hai, In car karna mushkil hai !