Wednesday, July 27, 2011

A-G, O-G!

What is my name if it is defined by the function: f(x,y) = 2y/x??


Answer: f(1,2) = 4; f(4,2) = 1; So name is Lakhan

Courtesy: Pool Jaisinghani

Monday, July 25, 2011

It's magic .. it's magic

What do you call a wizard who ...
Q: ... keeps tripping over things?
A: Stumbledore

Q: ... is kind of good natured buffoon?
A: Bumbledore

Q: ... talks with a thunderous voice?
A: Rumbledore

Q: ... is a Gujju bloke who likes clicking photos?
A: Prof. 'Snape'

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Itna paisa mein itnaich milega

Q: Which bank would 'women of negotiable affection' bank with?
A: ING Veshya

Friday, July 08, 2011

Holy grandmother of God!

Q: Which bank is the grandmother of all banks in Maharashtra?

A: आई ची आई ची आई

Thursday, July 07, 2011

Baizzat bury

Q: AB Baby and Piggy Chops go to the cemetery to bury an old relative. Nice clear sky, lush green grass, the whole shebang. They reach the cemetry, and are surprised to observe that the grave is in fact missing. What song do they sing?

A: "Ik taraf hai aasma. Ik taraf zameen. Kabar nahi." (Artistic liberties taken)