Friday, October 27, 2006

more DON

Q) Bolli was given an offshore manual labour work in pacific ocean. He was unable to handle his equipment and his toolbit kept falling off in water. So finally they gave him a magnetic bit and told him to make holes in the water pillar. The attractive force between the iron pillar and magnetic tool forced bolli to sing which song?

A) Yeh mera Drill, Pier ka deewaanaa

Q) Sharukh khan was hiding in pacific ocean, when a toolbit fell on his head and he cried out. The Interpol found him. What did he say?

A) Samandar me DON ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi....namkeen bhi hai


ACAL stands for "Assiciation of Crimebuster and Law upholders". It is a secret organisation of nine S-class ninjas who protect the earth from being destroyed from evils that mortals do not know anything of. They wanted to call it Akatsuki, but the anime series "Naruto" destroyed the reputation of that name. The ACAL was in constant pursuit of the Greek God of mayhem - Pan. There was then a chap called Singaraju Dheeraj Prasad who wanted to join the organization to fight crime. Being the mortal that he is, it was almost impossible for him to join. Filled with determination, he went to a sage called Saurav Panda for advice. Panda baba told him that if he wants to join the crime fighting organization, he has to kill and eat Pan who was hiding in Varanasi, and whose constant pursuit the ACAL was in. Singaraju Dheeraj Prasad set out on this impossible task. He sought out Pan in Varanasi, killed him and ate him. The ACAL was impressed and finally took him into the fold.

To commemorate this incident, a song was written, "Khaike Pan Banaras waala, khul jaaye bandh ACAL ka taala".

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Me Myself Bushy

Q: what did Vishnoi's aussi-indonesian gf call him dearly?

A: ass ass vishnoi

PS: Sarmistha Pal trying out daya jokes :-|

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Enter the Jose

To enter a country, one needs a Visa. For everything else, there's Mastercard.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

yabba dabba

Q: what did fred flinstone say to barney rubble about life while watching a crappy hindi movie?
A: Zindaggi Rocks

Monday, October 09, 2006


Q: What is a semi-conductor?

A: The person who collects money in a Tum-Tum.


Clarification about the use of the word fart:

A fart is not a joke. A fart is a joke-kha-hawa-ka.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Its all about the I

Q. What happens when you make a Hyderabadi realise his mistake?

A. He becomes Gulty Conscious

Credits: Karthik Shekhar, and his wing humour!