Friday, December 19, 2008

T Joke

Q) Why does Jet Li never drink tea?

A) Because he comes from Chai-na.

Blame it on The Mint for messing with Samar Srivastava's mind which made him come up with this.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Condom joke

Q) What would a Shah Rukh Khan movie be called in which an sexual escapade results in twins being born due to a faulty condom?

A) Rubber ne banadi jodi

Thanks to inputs from Ram Kakkad and Vikram Chopra.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Iceland Joke

Q) What is the capital of Iceland?

A) $2.50

All brickbats will be redirected to Samar Srivastava.

Friday, December 05, 2008

Antz Joke

Q) Why do ants never move in groups of ten?

A) Because they'd be tenants and they'd have to pay rent.

Source: Ram Kakkad

News piece of the month - 1

Michael Jackson tried killing himself Wednesday morning by jumping off his boat. The police found him last night bobbing up and down on a small buoy.

Source: A colleague of Amit Ghorawat's.