Monday, July 26, 2010

Hands up

A: Thak thak
B: Kaun hain?
A: Job
B: Kaun Job
A: You are under arrest

Infinite joke, eternal pain

(Tinu Anand, the hindi film director went to a visit some person.)

knock knock.
Kaun Tinu
ok. knock knock.
Kaun Tinu
ok. knock knock ...

(from Sachin_Patil.chmx)

Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Akon joke

Q) If a movie were to be made starring Madhuri Dixit and Akon, what would it be called?

A) Hum Aapke Akon

Thanks to Puja Vora for this.

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Iss platform pe nahi rukegi

Q: Indralok ki local trains saare stations pe rukti hain except one. Which one?

A: Andheri. Kyunki bhagwaan ke ghar mein deri hai, Andheri nahi.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

How to blow up Italy?

Q: What's the simplest way to decimate Italy into a black hole?
A: Combine pasta and antipasta

Thursday, May 06, 2010

Farmville and heap sort

This actually happened. :) Also, the algorithms I saw on the internet were using recursion and I wasn't.

Sunday, May 02, 2010

Vampire Diaries

Q: What drink did Count Dracula order at the bar?

A: Bloody Mary

Sunday, April 18, 2010


I made the above image during the match. Maybe it was a hex. :P

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Hitler and cricket

Q) Why was Hitler hit on the head by a cricket ball?

A) He did nazi the ball

Taken from a random Google Buzz thread by Dragon.

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Monday, January 11, 2010

Ajab Birthday ki Gazab Kahani

Q: Which birthday does Ranbir Kapoor celebrate in the movie Ajab Prem ki Gazab Kahani?

A: His thirteenth.
He goes from "Teraah hone laga hoon... " to "Main teraah... Dhadkan teri..."

vada pav joke

प्र) एक आदमी वाडा पाँव खाने गयाथा
पर वाडा पाव ने उसको खालिया
ज) क्यों की शेर का नाम वाडा पाँव था

ये पढके अगर किसी को लात मारने का मन करे, कृप्या इस लड़की की तरफ आपका पाँव बढाइये

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Apple Joke

By Joydeep:

Q: What did the iPod touch say to the MacBook Pro?

A: "I have this sync'ing feeling...