Sunday, June 28, 2009

Lions. More Lions.

By Kris (no not Krishna - it's Kristopher Noronha):

Q: what do you call 10 male lions roaming the wilderness together?

A: Gay pride (usual funda)

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Mallu joke

Q) What would Sreesanth be called if the emperor convinced him to join the Dark Side?

A) Darth Mallu

Please do not blame Anuj Pradhan for this. He has just finished a 2 year course at IIMB and things sometimes get difficult there. :-P

Ghost joke

Q) What is the name of the restaurant in Hell where busty female ghosts serve food?

A) Bhooters

Shiney Jokes

Q) What is Shiney Ahuja's sexual orientation?
A) He is Baisexual

Q) What does Shiney Ahuja usually read before masturbation?
A) Bai-o-graphies

What does Shiney Ahuja read while masturbatiing?
A) Auto - Bai - o - graphies

What was Shiney Ahuja's favourite subject in school?
A) Bai-o-logy

What is Shiney Ahuja's favourite holiday destination?
A) Dubai

What is Shiney Ahuja's favourite mode of transport?
A) Baicycle

Q) Shiney Ahuja decided to give up acting after the scandal and went to the stock markets to become a trader. He was a failure at it. Why?
A) He did not sell anything. All he did was bai.

Q) What is Shiney Ahuja's favourite song?
A) Maid in India
Alternate answer (from anonymous comment): Bai Bai Bai, by N'Sync

(Thanks to Anjaam for the following 'joke')
Q) What is the bai's least favourite song?
A) Shiney Disco Balls

Shiney Ahuja believes that there are 10 kinds of people in this world - those who understand bainary and those who do not.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Nein nein

If "Maine Pyar Kiya" was in German, the most popular song would have been "Kabootar, Ja Ja Ja, Kabootar Ja Ja Ja".

Saturday, June 06, 2009

Totor joke

Priyanka: wish me luck
Lakesidey: am already half asleep, all the best
Priyanka: am off to tutor for the first time
Lakesidey: ok
Priyanka: will get to meet some kid
Lakesidey: tutor tutor tutor tootiya...etc etc :)
Priyanka: aiyyayyi