Nuclear Weapons

Q) Why is the use of nuclear weapons better than any other means of losing weight?


A) Because they are weapons of 'mass' destruction.

Trigonometry Joke

Courtesy Jose

Q) If a person sits on a cot, why will he get a sunburn?


A) Because, if a person is sitting on cot, he will be one upon cot and hence is tan.

(one upon cot = 1 / cot = tan)

I phone?

(by Jose)

When the iPhone launches in India, why will they never tie up with Hutch?

.. because then it'll be mixing Apples with Orange.

:-/

The Chicken and Egg problem

So this philosopher was contemplating the ever-unanswered problem of "Which came first - the chicken or the egg?" when he walks into SP (the new one which will open soon :P). What does he order?


(Ans) He orders a chicken and an egg to see which comes first :P (Hightlight as usual)

Escape

The police were chasing after this gang who just robbed a bank - Hot Pursuit Style. Helicopters swirling all over, TV crews covering the chase, etc. In short, no chance of escape from the cops.

Inside the car, the robbers go "Hey man, get out the weed!"

And then they smoked up. And they escaped jail. Why?


(Ans) Oh comon it's easy - Everybody knows that Marijuana is a getaway drug! :P