Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Random polyticks jokes

Given the choice between blood and pussy, what would an average American choose?

And now you know how Bush beat Gore.

A certain scrabbler came up with this.


What is the opposite of achar?


Achar= Pickle
Pickle= Pee Kal
Pee Kal X Pee Aaj
PeeAaj= Onion.

Therefore, Achar X Onion.

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Shashi ke sau rang...

Old old pic... makes it even more priceless. Check out the eyebrows :P

Thursday, January 25, 2007

of Animes and IIT

Q. Why do saand's in IITB seem to be excited these days?

A. Because they overheard some TechFest people talking of "Saand Animation"

Brickbats towards Onkar Dalal!

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Q) What process is said to be taking place when two fossils start seeing each other?

A) Carbon dating

All brickbats to be directed towards Vikrant Kulkarni.

Sunday, January 14, 2007


Q. When u call SP and order chicken biryani..what do u get?
Ans. Chicken Biryani Boneless

Q. When u DON'T call SP and order chicken biryani..what do u get?
Ans. Chicken Biryani Phoneless!

Sunday, January 07, 2007

It's all about loving everyone

Q) If a Bollywood movie were to be made on Vishnoi's wife cheating on him, what would it be called ?

A) Kabhi Bushy Kabhi Hum

Friday, January 05, 2007

OS Game

Q. Which computer operating system is anti Windows?

A. Windows NT

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Krezi Kids

What would someone well prepared for a MA203 exam sing?

Krezi(g) kiya re.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Hot blood

Q) Why do women find it easier to use mosquito repellents?

A) The Good Knight easily gets turned on by the women.