One night stands

Dracula and Minnie Mouse once had a one night stand and forgot about it.



Rat gayi, bat gayi.


Thanks to Puja Vora for this.

Planet of the Apes

Q: Why are the fight sequences in 'Planet of the Apes' all about being sneaky and defeating the enemy using an element of surprise?

A: Gorilla Warfare! (Shivaji fans, no offence please. Jai Maharashtra)