Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Divine Clothes

Straight from the Sod's mouth:

Why're old socks usually sacred?

A: Because they tend to be 'holey'.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Random collection

1) Why is watermelon juice so intoxicating?

- 'Cause it's tar-booze

2) There were once two sisters, both with same first names, May Reel. The get separated from family as kids and as fate should have it, fall into bad company. First becomes a stripper and joins gentlemen's clubs. The second joins a mob and beats up people for money. But later their lives improve, the stripper becomes a famous Hollywood actress and the mob member starts a financial firm. What were their full names?

- Merrill Lynch and Meryl Streep

3) Quick Gun Murugan started a financial firm. He called it.....

Murugan Stanley (or J.P. Murugan, not sure)

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Same man, wrong movie

Hint: Gary Oldman plays Commissioner Gordon in the Batman series and Sirius Black in the Harrry Potter series.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Why Chintu did not do a phd

Size - he has it

Q: Why did the guy take his matrimonial date to a Subway®?

A: Because she said she would marry him only if he had a footlong.

(spewed from the grossness of GPD's mind)