Random collection

1) Why is watermelon juice so intoxicating?



- 'Cause it's tar-booze


2) There were once two sisters, both with same first names, May Reel. The get separated from family as kids and as fate should have it, fall into bad company. First becomes a stripper and joins gentlemen's clubs. The second joins a mob and beats up people for money. But later their lives improve, the stripper becomes a famous Hollywood actress and the mob member starts a financial firm. What were their full names?




- Merrill Lynch and Meryl Streep



3) Quick Gun Murugan started a financial firm. He called it.....


Murugan Stanley (or J.P. Murugan, not sure)