Friday, April 20, 2007

With Twos and Threes

Here's a sample drop from Sagar's vast ocean of bad jokes:

If all 2s are 3, then what is 3 * 3?

It is 37.

3 * 3 = 3 ^ 2 (Three square)
= 3 ^ 3 (Three cube, since 2s are 3)
= 27
= 37 (Since 2s are 3s)

So, (Ans) 37.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

The rising concern in society over plummeting quality standards in recent humour

Q: What do you call gay rock-climbers?

A: Brokeback Mountaineers (the highlighting bit got too painful).

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

In The Mess...

Everybody knows that a cockroach is bad enough. But what's worse than a cockroach?

A cockroach that writes poetry. Because it's verse.

And what's even more disgusting than a cockroach that writes poetry?

One that writes poetry in lines of 2 and 4. Because that's even verse!

:)

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Guest Gust Two

via Meghana Kshirsagar

X ek mill worker tha aur uski wife was a housewife...
ek din X ne mill jaana chod diya aur ghar baith gaya..
bechari wife ko ghar chalane ka tension aa gaya
wife ne dahi jamake bechne ka kaam shuru kiya aur ghar chalane lagi..
Is baat pe X ke doston ne X ka bahut mazhak udaya , to X ne apni wife ko
dahi jamake bechne se mana kar diya...
so what do you think the wife said??

agar tum "mil" jaao "jamana" chod denge hum

Guest Gust One

From Srinath Perur:

....No. 5, 1948, is an abstract painting that was sold in November 2006, for a record price of $140 million!! The painter, Jackson Pollock, was one of the most influential painters of the abstract expressionist movement. His unique style of painting consisted of fixing a canvas on a wall or on the floor, and then dripping or splashing paint on it. This style of painting is referred to as Action Art. His Kerala theme paintings are called Colorippayattu.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Jose's English Wedding

Once a British Monarch decided to have a Swayamvar for his daughter. However, this lady wasn't too bright. So, she insisted that she marry someone less bright than her, for she didn't want to hear any "I'm smarter than you" nonsense.

The king agreed, and the news was announced. Six brave knights were arrived and the king decreed, "Go out in the world and do stuff. The one who does the stupidest 'stuff' wins."

The competition was set. The knights, A B C D E and F set out to do dumb things. However there was a clear winner - one managed to outdo the others by a *huge* margin. Who?

(Ans) The winner was D, for he was "Sir Dee"! [Highlight]

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Product placement

Q: If Kray became a model for a drink, which one would it be?

A: Red Bull (because 'Red Bull gives you wings!')

PS- Ask Kray for the funda if you don't already know :D

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

BANs

What do u call the ban imposed by IITB authorities on the gardens in campus?


BaghBan