Maryland

Q: Why do people at Maryland univ bathe a lot?
A: It's at Balti-more => Loads of buckets available => Infinite bath!

Q: Why do people in Maryland have their grandpas working as cops?
A: Anna-polis

inspired/contri-ed by pursha@MD

random dayas

Q: pierce brosnan buys bananas worth five bucks, but pays only 2.5 bucks. why?
A: Dhai another day

Q: Why is brandon routh such a god tennis player?
A: No matter what, always Superman Returns

Q: Why did Shakespeare spend long hours in the loo?
A: He would always wonder-To pee or not to pee, that is the question

Q: What did the socialite Chhaya Momaaya say when a reporter asked her about her infi kids?
A: Woh sab mo(h)-maaya hai

omkara

Q) What did tyagi say when sheikh sphere asked him - gaadi kahaan se le?
A) Uthhe lo

Da Vinci Reloaded

addendum to this.

Q: If the Priory of Sion hid the holy grail at CST, what would it be called?
A. Victoria's Secret

Golf Fundaes

Surdy surdy kya gal hai...
bird-ie bird-ie eagle hain
birdie birdie, e-gal hain

Credits: Qutub, and his "cracku" head :)

What would you call a 4thie in IITB during the rainy season?



Senior Thundergraduate

Height of aptness

Partly inspired by the last post (Milk to Cream?)

We all know that Go Mata is the national animal of this country. And all that comes from it - milk, cheese, wagerah, wagerah!

Please to be looking at this pic gaur se. That of a restaurant in downtown Zurich. Height of aptness I say!
:P

Milk to Cream?

Remember Diro's speech just after we had joined? Remember "Cream of the Nation?" Shetty's idea about an IITian convocation: A mother looking fondly at her kid, and saying, "Mera doodh ab cream ban chuka hai!!!" :P:P

Credits: Nikhil Shetty, EE-'01 (this piece taken from the EE-'01 Slambook, that I got off Qutub's stuff)

Naruto fatta

Q) If Naruto were to use a Sony laptop, what would his catchline be?

A) NaandatteVaio