Monday, March 31, 2008

thanks to Baccha:

Which Australian cricketer is the God of fish?

(Ans) Gillchrist... because Gill Christ (highlight)


Friday, March 28, 2008

Computer joke

Q) There was once a woman called Bunty Kaur who had a boyfriend. One day, when her boyfriend broke up with her, the computer program crashed. Why?

A) Because Kaur Dump ho gaya.
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Friday, March 21, 2008

University Love

Q) If a person finds the love of his/her life in MIT, which song from Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna will he/she sing?

A) MITwa
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Thursday, March 13, 2008


continuing this joke..

Q: Suppose you go to the Subway at HN. What would your destination be once you leave subway? (To help you, suppose you go to any other Subway, your destination after leaving it would still remain the same) Whom would you meet?

Rome --- Sub ways lead to Rome.
Rome rome mein base hain Ram...

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Lion Joke? Hah. Here's a Mouse Joke Now :P

Mickey mouse on his visit to India was mesmerized by the Indian culture. More specifically it was the Rama's character in Ramayana that touched him the most. He was so moved by the epic that he decided to learn more abt it. In order to peruse his interest it was advised that he travelled to Himalayas as the great sages there could help him learn more abt Rama. Mickey was very lucky to meet a great sage in Himalayas who promised him to teach abt Rama and Ramayana. The sage tried hard to teach Mickey,but Mickey failed to pick up repeatedly. After many patient sessions the sage got frustrated and threw Mickey on a near by wall. As soon as Mickey hit the wall he became a scholar of Ramayana. Kaise?

As Mickey hit the wall he became wall Mickey(Valmiki).

Another lion joke

Once upon a time in a jungle there was a lioness. She was unhappy with her life because she was very ugly and nobody took any notice of her. But the lioness had one specialty, she was very good at hunting and was one of the best hunters in the jungle. One day while hunting, the lioness caught hold of an old rabbit. As she was about to kill the rabbit, the rabbit pleaded to her to spare his life and in return he promised to give the lioness anything she wanted. The lioness gave it a thought and agreed. She told the rabbit that if he can tell her a way by which she can become a beauty queen, she will spare his life. On hearing this, the old wise rabbit pointed towards a nearby hill. On top of it was a large rock. The view from the rock was magnificent. The rabbit told the lioness to go and sit on top of the rock and all her problems will be solved. The lioness thought the rabbit was bluffing her. So she took the rabbit along with her to the rock and gave it a try. To her surprise, it worked! All the lions were noticing her and she received many proposals for date. She thanked the rabbit for her favour and the rabbit breathed a sigh of relief and hopped away safely to his house. How did the rabbit solve the problem for the lioness?

When the lioness sat on the rock she became SherOn Stone (Sharon Stone)

Thanks to this woman for the 'joke'.
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

What people do when they have no work

A random discussion on the EP fourth year group about batch t-shirt costs yielded this.

All credit to Chris Verghese.

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Name That Knight!

Thanks to Baccha for:

What was the perverted medieval knight called?

(Ans) Sir Glancealot


Limerick :D

Once the great man Alfred Nobel
Married a singer, rather ignoble:
Her name was Cher;
Alas, the marriage fare
Was a disaster called Chernobyl

Monday, March 03, 2008

Balle Balle

Q) What did the chaatwala at chowpaati give to the arrogant Sardar?

A) Bhaav Paaji