Q) Why do ants never move in groups of ten?
A) Because they'd be tenants and they'd have to pay rent.
Source: Ram Kakkad
Blackadder: Now, where the hell are we?
George: Well, it's difficult to say, we appear to have crawled into an area marked with mushrooms.
Blackadder: What do those symbols denote?
George: Pfff. That we're in a field of mushrooms?
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