Q: French guy finds Sophie Ellis Baxtor dead after being headbutted in a footballer's apartment. what does he shout out?
A: Blood on zidane's (ze-dance) floor!
(bit farfetched, but what the heck)
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Blackadder: Now, where the hell are we?
George: Well, it's difficult to say, we appear to have crawled into an area marked with mushrooms.
Blackadder: What do those symbols denote?
George: Pfff. That we're in a field of mushrooms?
1 comment:
brilliant! loved it.
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