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What transform does a B. Tech Engineer undergo?

(Ans) A fourier (four-year) transform!

da Vinci reloaded - II

Q. If IIT Bombay has a secret society. what would it be called?
A. The Priory of Kanjurmarg

Credits: Abhiroop "Mendhak" Medhekar. Curiously, feels like I've heard this before.

P.S.: "The Priory of Sion" came a close second.

Q: what do u call cattle with a sense of humour?
A: laughing stock

Q: Fat girl at bus stop for more than an hour. What do you call her?
A: Moti-vated

Thanks to KA Gharpure for these:

Q: Where do stupid people go to abuse?

A: Dumascus :D


Q: What will we get if the Ambanis take over IIT?

A: Diro-bhai Ambani!

:)

PS: If you dont know "KA Gharpure", then shame on you! :P