Random polyticks jokes

Given the choice between blood and pussy, what would an average American choose?

And now you know how Bush beat Gore.

A certain scrabbler came up with this.

Onion.

What is the opposite of achar?

Onion.

Achar= Pickle
Pickle= Pee Kal
Pee Kal X Pee Aaj
PeeAaj= Onion.

Therefore, Achar X Onion.

Shashi ke sau rang...

Old old pic... makes it even more priceless. Check out the eyebrows :P

of Animes and IIT

Q. Why do saand's in IITB seem to be excited these days?

A. Because they overheard some TechFest people talking of "Saand Animation"


Brickbats towards Onkar Dalal!

Q) What process is said to be taking place when two fossils start seeing each other?

A) Carbon dating


All brickbats to be directed towards Vikrant Kulkarni.

SP

Q. When u call SP and order chicken biryani..what do u get?
Ans. Chicken Biryani Boneless

Q. When u DON'T call SP and order chicken biryani..what do u get?
Ans. Chicken Biryani Phoneless!

It's all about loving everyone

Q) If a Bollywood movie were to be made on Vishnoi's wife cheating on him, what would it be called ?

A) Kabhi Bushy Kabhi Hum

OS Game

Q. Which computer operating system is anti Windows?

A. Windows NT

Krezi Kids

What would someone well prepared for a MA203 exam sing?

Krezi(g) kiya re.

Hot blood

Q) Why do women find it easier to use mosquito repellents?

A) The Good Knight easily gets turned on by the women.