doctrine

Q: What's another word for a bitch?
A: Dog-ma

Statutory Warning: Not-so-cunning use of expletives here!

Q: What do you call Indian Groupies?

A: Band-chods.


Q: Why are Bawas so good at writing compilers?

A: Because Parsis are good at Parsing.

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I think I've already told everyone this, but still...

If you have a cousin, and she sleeps a lot, then why would you wipe your hands on her?

See... it's simple: Your cousin is a kin. And a lot of sleep ==> Naps. Thus she's a napkin. So...

(please don't kill me...)

:)

Q) What do you call an evolving computer language?

A) The Darwin C code.....

Submitted with lots of pyaar by lakesidey.

Yossarian's Tentmate

Moriarty was on the run, with Sherlock on his trail. Moriarty landed in Mumbai, fled to Chennai, then to Hyderabad, Delhi, Lucknow, Patna, Kolkata, Dhanbad, and finally, Bhubaneshwar, where Sherlock lost his trail. During his investigations in Bhubaneshwar, Sherlock asked a taxi-driver, the number of his car. When the taxi-driver told him the number, Sherlock questioned- "What is the other number?" -end of fart.

two bad

Q: If a girl and a guy start sleeping together, what relationship do they have?
A: yawn sambandh.

Q: Whats worse than a bull charging at you?
A: a bull discharging at you.