Lord of the Rings

Courtesy Jose.

Why should you let the phone ring exactly 9 times?


(Ans) ... because 9 rings for mortal men :-/

anti-semantics

q) how many kinds of jews are there in the world?
a) 2... the bad jews and the gu-jjus

courtesy Panda. (not the asexual cute one....the other panda)

Changli's revenge

For a brief background on the 'joke', see this.



Characters copied from here.