Doubt about markets....

(comments by Jose)

Definition:
In.vest.or (n.): someone who has lost his shirt on the stock market.

Afterthought:
Are loan sharks "fin" junta?

Desperately Seeking Helen.

Q : What do you pay an eight legged creature from Greece ??

A : Octtroy

(thanks to Giddu for dreaming up this one)

On wall street, it is noticed that a lot of people have exactly the same sized penises. What is the phenomenon called?

(Ans) Private Equity

:D

Bad Boy Gone Good

Q : When does Gulshan Grover become Gulshan Grocer ???

A : When he travels with the speed of light.

(At that Speed, V=C )

Le Nozze Di Hairo.

Q : Why couldn't the two strands of hair marry each other after they fell in love ?

A : Because under Indian Laws , 'baal vivah' is illegal.

onion pickle

Q) What is the opposite of onion?


A) Pickle

Funda: Onion == peeaaj X peekal == pickle

Richie err.. River Rich.

Q : Why is the River Rich ?


A : Because it has two Banks !

Sherlock Holmes Taxes

Q) Why didn't Sherlock Holmes ever pay taxes?

A)He could make some Brilliant Deductions.


Thanks to this woman for this.

Mommy Mommy !!!

Q : What did baby corn ask mom corn ???

A : Where is Pop corn ?

Correction.

Q :Why did Shruti change her name and correct it to Shraxis?

A : Because UTI bank is now Axis bank.