M&A joke

Q) If a merger were to take place between Goldman Sachs and Citigroup, what would the new entity be called?


A) Sachs and the Citi.


We thank Piyush Gahlot for this one.

Israel joke

Q) If the movie "Rab ne banadi jodi" were to be made in Israel, what would it be called?



A) Rabbi ne banadi jodi