Scrabbler pick-up line

Q) What would a scrabble player's pick-up line be?





A) Hey, nice rack.

Movies about razors

Q) If there was a movie made about razors which stars Christian Bale and Johnny Depp, what would it be called?




A) Pubic Enemies

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A tourist goes to Pune and visits the Osho Ashram area. There he tries to buy a book that costs Rs 50. He gives the bookseller a Rs. 100 note. Then he waits for a while for the bookseller to give his due Rs. 50 back.

Tourist: Where is my change?

Bookseller: The change should come from within.