Hands up

A: Thak thak
B: Kaun hain?
A: Job
B: Kaun Job
A: You are under arrest

Infinite joke, eternal pain

(Tinu Anand, the hindi film director went to a visit some person.)

knock knock.
kaun?
Tinu
Kaun Tinu
ok. knock knock.
kaun?
Tinu
Kaun Tinu
ok. knock knock ...
...
....

(from Sachin_Patil.chmx)

Akon joke

Q) If a movie were to be made starring Madhuri Dixit and Akon, what would it be called?




A) Hum Aapke Akon



Thanks to Puja Vora for this.

Iss platform pe nahi rukegi

Q: Indralok ki local trains saare stations pe rukti hain except one. Which one?

A: Andheri. Kyunki bhagwaan ke ghar mein deri hai, Andheri nahi.

Vagina Monologues Joke

How to blow up Italy?

Q: What's the simplest way to decimate Italy into a black hole?

A: Combine pasta and antipasta

Muqadder ka Siqander

This amazing sketch was done by this awesome woman.

Farmville and heap sort

This actually happened. :) Also, the algorithms I saw on the internet were using recursion and I wasn't.

Vampire Diaries

Q: What drink did Count Dracula order at the bar?


A: Bloody Mary

pwnage

I made the above image during the match. Maybe it was a hex. :P

iPad

By Hemant Suthar.

Pipe joke

I've been waiting for years for this typo to appear!

(original link here (via Reddit))

Hitler and cricket

Q) Why was Hitler hit on the head by a cricket ball?




A) He did nazi the ball


Taken from a random Google Buzz thread by Dragon.

wow vs wol

For details, please see this and this.

The time is 2:30

This really happened.

Ajab Birthday ki Gazab Kahani

Q: Which birthday does Ranbir Kapoor celebrate in the movie Ajab Prem ki Gazab Kahani?


A: His thirteenth.
He goes from "Teraah hone laga hoon... " to "Main teraah... Dhadkan teri..."

vada pav joke

प्र) एक आदमी वाडा पाँव खाने गयाथा

पर वाडा पाव ने उसको खालिया

क्यों?

ज) क्यों की शेर का नाम वाडा पाँव था

ये पढके अगर किसी को लात मारने का मन करे, कृप्या इस लड़की की तरफ आपका पाँव बढाइये

Apple Joke

By Joydeep:

Q: What did the iPod touch say to the MacBook Pro?

A: "I have this sync'ing feeling...

Everybody loves a good drought

This almost happened.