Vagina Monologues Joke

How to blow up Italy?

Q: What's the simplest way to decimate Italy into a black hole?

A: Combine pasta and antipasta

Muqadder ka Siqander

This amazing sketch was done by this awesome woman.

Farmville and heap sort

This actually happened. :) Also, the algorithms I saw on the internet were using recursion and I wasn't.

Vampire Diaries

Q: What drink did Count Dracula order at the bar?


A: Bloody Mary