Akon joke

Q) If a movie were to be made starring Madhuri Dixit and Akon, what would it be called?




A) Hum Aapke Akon



Thanks to Puja Vora for this.

Iss platform pe nahi rukegi

Q: Indralok ki local trains saare stations pe rukti hain except one. Which one?

A: Andheri. Kyunki bhagwaan ke ghar mein deri hai, Andheri nahi.