Hands up

A: Thak thak
B: Kaun hain?
A: Job
B: Kaun Job
A: You are under arrest

Infinite joke, eternal pain

(Tinu Anand, the hindi film director went to a visit some person.)

knock knock.
kaun?
Tinu
Kaun Tinu
ok. knock knock.
kaun?
Tinu
Kaun Tinu
ok. knock knock ...
...
....

(from Sachin_Patil.chmx)