Read The Last Two Posts

To Sashi's post below:

... and I sa(u)nitize

Read the Below One First

To Shashi's last one:

I Mahavirize.

The worst (best) joke of 2008

Q) When does apple become ale?

A) When the 'p' is silent.

I apologize.

T Joke

Q) Why does Jet Li never drink tea?

A) Because he comes from Chai-na.

Blame it on The Mint for messing with Samar Srivastava's mind which made him come up with this.

Condom joke

Q) What would a Shah Rukh Khan movie be called in which an sexual escapade results in twins being born due to a faulty condom?



A) Rubber ne banadi jodi


Thanks to inputs from Ram Kakkad and Vikram Chopra.

Iceland Joke

Q) What is the capital of Iceland?



A) $2.50



All brickbats will be redirected to Samar Srivastava.

Antz Joke

Q) Why do ants never move in groups of ten?


A) Because they'd be tenants and they'd have to pay rent.

Source: Ram Kakkad

News piece of the month - 1

Michael Jackson tried killing himself Wednesday morning by jumping off his boat. The police found him last night bobbing up and down on a small buoy.

Source: A colleague of Amit Ghorawat's.