Lions. More Lions.

By Kris (no not Krishna - it's Kristopher Noronha):

Q: what do you call 10 male lions roaming the wilderness together?


A: Gay pride (usual funda)

Mallu joke

Q) What would Sreesanth be called if the emperor convinced him to join the Dark Side?




A) Darth Mallu


Please do not blame Anuj Pradhan for this. He has just finished a 2 year course at IIMB and things sometimes get difficult there. :-P

Ghost joke

Q) What is the name of the restaurant in Hell where busty female ghosts serve food?




A) Bhooters

Shiney Jokes

Q) What is Shiney Ahuja's sexual orientation?
A) He is Baisexual




Q) What does Shiney Ahuja usually read before masturbation?
A) Bai-o-graphies




Q) What does Shiney Ahuja read while masturbatiing?
A) Auto - Bai - o - graphies




Q) What was Shiney Ahuja's favourite subject in school?
A) Bai-o-logy




Q) What is Shiney Ahuja's favourite holiday destination?
A) Dubai




Q) What is Shiney Ahuja's favourite mode of transport?
A) Baicycle




Q) Shiney Ahuja decided to give up acting after the scandal and went to the stock markets to become a trader. He was a failure at it. Why?
A) He did not sell anything. All he did was bai.





Q) What is Shiney Ahuja's favourite song?
A) Maid in India
Alternate answer (from anonymous comment): Bai Bai Bai, by N'Sync




(Thanks to Anjaam for the following 'joke')
Q) What is the bai's least favourite song?
A) Shiney Disco Balls






Shiney Ahuja believes that there are 10 kinds of people in this world - those who understand bainary and those who do not.

Nein nein

If "Maine Pyar Kiya" was in German, the most popular song would have been "Kabootar, Ja Ja Ja, Kabootar Ja Ja Ja".

Totor joke

Priyanka: wish me luck
Lakesidey: am already half asleep, all the best
Priyanka: am off to tutor for the first time
Lakesidey: ok
Priyanka: will get to meet some kid
Lakesidey: tutor tutor tutor tootiya...etc etc :)
Priyanka: aiyyayyi