Straight from the Sod's mouth:
A: Because they tend to be 'holey'.
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Monday, September 21, 2009
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Random collection
1) Why is watermelon juice so intoxicating?
- 'Cause it's tar-booze
2) There were once two sisters, both with same first names, May Reel. The get separated from family as kids and as fate should have it, fall into bad company. First becomes a stripper and joins gentlemen's clubs. The second joins a mob and beats up people for money. But later their lives improve, the stripper becomes a famous Hollywood actress and the mob member starts a financial firm. What were their full names?
- Merrill Lynch and Meryl Streep
3) Quick Gun Murugan started a financial firm. He called it.....
Murugan Stanley (or J.P. Murugan, not sure)
- 'Cause it's tar-booze
2) There were once two sisters, both with same first names, May Reel. The get separated from family as kids and as fate should have it, fall into bad company. First becomes a stripper and joins gentlemen's clubs. The second joins a mob and beats up people for money. But later their lives improve, the stripper becomes a famous Hollywood actress and the mob member starts a financial firm. What were their full names?
- Merrill Lynch and Meryl Streep
3) Quick Gun Murugan started a financial firm. He called it.....
Murugan Stanley (or J.P. Murugan, not sure)
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Same man, wrong movie
Hint: Gary Oldman plays Commissioner Gordon in the Batman series and Sirius Black in the Harrry Potter series.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Size - he has it
Q: Why did the guy take his matrimonial date to a Subway®?
A: Because she said she would marry him only if he had a footlong.
(spewed from the grossness of GPD's mind)
A: Because she said she would marry him only if he had a footlong.
(spewed from the grossness of GPD's mind)
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