To "round" off 2006

Bolli ka paunch...

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Q: 3 ants walking on a table spot a jalebi. 2 ants immediately rush towards it and start eating it, but the third one doesn't. why?
A: kyunki jalebi ko cheenti lag gayi thi

Q: how do you make sada dosa using shah rukh khan?
A: pour the dosa batter on his head and ask him to sing mitwa (me-tawa)

why...

Superman?
-Coz he has super powers

Spiderman?
-Coz he got his powers from a spider

Wonderwoman?
-Coz one wonders how she fits into such tight clothes!

The lamest pickup line ever

Guy to girl or girl to guy, it does not matter.

"If we were ever to get into bad Moods, we'll change our condoms"

Disasters and heights

Inaugral post and whatnot..

Q: Why was John Nash's (hypothetical) conversion to Hinduism such a disaster?

A: Because he changed his first name to Satya, thus becoming Satya Nash (highlight for it)


Q: What's the height of irrelevance?

A: According to the Mystics of Boxeria, 24.65 decameters, but it's widely contested.


This next one might -look- like a Bolli joke, but it's actually a Kray joke, that hopefully will tick Bolli off as well:

Q: What's the difference between Kray and Bolli?

A: Kray works for Western Geco; Bolli works for wireline.


Q: (Old one, originally attributed to KShitij Wagh) Who would be the director of the Bollywood remake of The Matrix?

A: David Dhawan (The One)


Q: What would you get if a bunch of people named Parag form an association?

A: The Pan Parag Association.


Q: What would you get if a bunch of people who consume Pan Parag form an association?

A: A legal battle.

Gujju people

Hashish to Sagar: Oye, pizza khaane chalte hain.

Sagar to Hashish: Nahin yaar, pizza main bahut maida hota hain. Peth ke andar sab chipak jaata hain.