Inaugral post and whatnot..
Q: Why was John Nash's (hypothetical) conversion to Hinduism such a disaster?
A: Because he changed his first name to Satya, thus becoming Satya Nash (highlight for it)
Q: What's the height of irrelevance?
A: According to the Mystics of Boxeria, 24.65 decameters, but it's widely contested.
This next one might -look- like a Bolli joke, but it's actually a Kray joke, that hopefully will tick Bolli off as well:
Q: What's the difference between Kray and Bolli?
A: Kray works for Western Geco; Bolli works for wireline.
Q: (Old one, originally attributed to KShitij Wagh) Who would be the director of the Bollywood remake of The Matrix?
A: David Dhawan (The One)
Q: What would you get if a bunch of people named Parag form an association?
A: The Pan Parag Association.
Q: What would you get if a bunch of people who consume Pan Parag form an association?
A: A legal battle.
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